emmett.

Ask me anything   I like girly things. And girls and things. I like boys too sometimes! I guess I do some sketches sometimes and they go like THIS.

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(via queef-on-toast)

— 1 day ago with 74959 notes
#literally have sex  #fuck 

stagdogwolfandrat:

Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?

(via isclose-theclosest-star)

— 1 day ago with 22556 notes
#hp 
partner:you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me:okay
me:write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner:oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me:no
partner:but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me:no
partner:so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me:an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
— 2 days ago with 95500 notes
#Jesus  #about me 
"anyway, whatever i guess."
me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)

(Source: moon-rabbits, via eevugh)

— 6 days ago with 219438 notes

frektane:

once you stop automatically gendering voices, you enter a wonderful world where every song is gay

(via revtomdildomolar)

— 1 week ago with 2164 notes
Anonymous asked: weef?


Answer:

what

— 1 week ago
Anonymous asked: Does fucking nancy have any thoughts about the economy


Answer:

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

— 1 week ago with 24375 notes
"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction."
Chuck PalahniukChoke (via feellng)

(via gleefulmorbidity)

— 1 week ago with 2090 notes
#ugh seriously  #im so over this shit right now  #i need something better 
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Cabbage

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Cabbage

— 1 week ago with 1440 notes