#literally have sex
straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?
|partner:||you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
|me:||write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
|partner:||oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
|partner:||but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
|partner:||so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
|me:||an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
"anyway, whatever i guess."
once you stop automatically gendering voices, you enter a wonderful world where every song is gay